Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed?
A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Thursday, 7 May 2015
Wednesday, 6 May 2015
Name that flower
Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?
A: Tulips.
A: Tulips.
Friday, 1 May 2015
College grads
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?"
A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?"
A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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